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Monkey's Journal
Below are the 20 most recent journal entries.
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2004.12.10 11.52
I hope the lady puts my coat on at lunch time.
I hope mommy comes and lets me out of the cage soon.
I hope I get lots of cookies tonight.
I hope that mommy doesn't try to make me snuggle under the covers.
I hope the snow pods come soon.
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2004.03.13 18.16
If you know me as Monkey, you could be anyone.
If you know me as Pretty, you are Auntie Karen.
If you know me as Smushikins, you are my lady.
If you know me as Boo Boo Bear, Smooglieboo, The Pod, Baby Boy, Little Man, Scallion, Scallionbutt, Poderico, Kooglieboo, Dancing Scallion, PaPoo, Boobah, Jiggly Tots, Bad Dog, or a hundred other names changing on a daily basis, you are my mommy.
Mood: loved Music: Mommy on the phone
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2003.06.02 02.01
PAAAW PAWWW PAWW PAWWW
I have been so busy. Mommy had new pictures of me to post. But she didn't. The lady and mommy have been doing all this computer stuff and putting stuff in boxes. I tried to help but they just yelled at me. Cardboard tastes so yummy. I like that tape stuff too. I danced with the lady when they said we made $700. I just wanted to eat the cardboard. I like that popping stuff too, and those little peanut things are really tasty too.
The lady yelled at me for making her bed wet. I was just being a good boy.
The rain pods keep coming. No one lets me play on the grass all week long. I want to run.
They told me my birthday is next week and I get to open presents then but I want them now.
Mommy says I need a bath.
Mood: anxious
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2003.05.14 12.01
:::wwwrrrrwwwllll:::
Mommy told me the Karen is going to have a baby for me to paw paw. The lady stayed home with me today and we are going to take a nap. I was all sad to go into the cage but then the mommy said I didn't have to. They let me come in the car with them and I was so happy. Mommy left though to go into this building and she didn't come back. I didn't like that. I want the snow to come back.
Mood: flirty
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2003.05.11 11.46
:::grrwwwlllll::::
The lady is going to clean her birdy cage. I like to eat the bird foods. Today I got poopies on mommies sock and I want to bite it. I asked the lady to tell me about the footlores and foottales and she just laughed at me. No one will tell me a story. I gave her kisses for mommies day. I hope I get presents too.
Mood: horny
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2003.05.09 10.54
:::paw::: :::paw::: :::paw:::
Lady I am so happy you will let me have the sushi pods. I haven't had them in so long. Why don't you feed me the shrimps anymore? Mommy had some the other day and she sneaked me one when you weren't looking. My nose didn't get hurted lady. I can't wait for the chopstick pods to feed me. I am going to dance on your toes with my paw paws when you come home lady. Lady when are you coming home lady? Lady are you going to give me a bath today. Lady are the rain pods going to come again? Lady my paw paws are wet. Lady...
Mood: anxious
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2003.05.08 11.41
:::paw::: :::paw::: :::yawn:::
I didn't want to go into the cage today. I ran away from the mommy and the lady and I ran down the hall and I hid on the chair. Mommy tried to push my butt and I didn't like that. Mommy put a blanket in the cage for me but I really wanted one of her socks. I love the mommies socks. It is all rainy and my paws are wet. It is all dark and I am sleepy. I am so very cute though. I hope the lady comes and pets me soon.
Mood: sleepy
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2003.05.07 14.13
:::grwwwwllll::: :::grrrrwwwwwlllll::::
The people are upstairs... They like to make lots of noise. They make my cage all messy. I get so upset. The lady will come home soon. Won't she? I want to go to Canada to see my daddy. He is a Canadan. Mommy and me snuggled a long time in the bed pod this morning. The lady came and stared at us. Mommy looked sleepy. I came and licked her face and walked around on her. She doesn't like when I walk on her.
Mood: complacent
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2003.05.06 10.40
:::yawn::: :::pant::: :::paw:::
It was so rainy today. My paw paws got all wet. The lady cuddled with me all morning. I went to wake my mommy up but I wouldn't let her get out of the bed. She petted my belly and I licked her face and tried to get under the blankets. I hope the people bring me a new toy today. I want to play with the flash light. The lady hided it from me and now I can't find it. I keep barking for it but it never answers me. I want to lick all the dishes and make them clean so mommy doesn't have to wash them.
Mood: bouncy
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2003.05.05 10.33
:::wimper:: ::wimper::
Today the lady woke up very late. She didn't let me eat my breakfast or let me make the poopies. I didn't understand why she tried to make me go in the cage before we cuddled on the couch. I barely got to see mommy put her pants on. I am so very sad. Maybe the lady doesn't love me anymore since I am not a tiny baby anymore. What if she doesn't come to feed me my dinner either.
Mood: sad Music: the sound of muffled wimpering
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2003.05.04 21.12
:::paw::: :::paw:::
Mommy painted a picture of me. It smelled funny. The lady says it looks like me, I don't think she knows puppies are color blind. I wish there were more paintings to smell.
Mood: artistic
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2003.05.04 19.15
::ruff::: :::rufff::::
When is that nice Santa man coming with my presents?
Mood: anxious Music: grumbling tummy
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2003.05.04 17.40
::drool:: :::drool::: :::dribble:::
The mommey and lady have played with me all day. I had lots of pate and some cheese pods. The bad man out the window made lots of noise with his machines. The lady closed the window. I can't stare out at the birdies in the cage outside. Where are the snow pods? I want them to come again. I have to make the poopies but no one will take me outside. Where is my dinner.
Mood: hungry
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2003.05.03 22.23
:::yaaaaaayyyy:::
Mommmy just came home. She was gone almost all day and left me with the lady. The lady was supposed to clean out the bathtub but she she didn't. She played on the computer all day and didn't throw balls for me to catch or cookies for me to eat. Now mommy is petting me and loving me. She gave me 36 kisses today and told me she loved me three times. I keep eating a little plastic person on mommies floor and she took it away from me. I think she had sushi without me and she said the people were sad I didn't come to see them.
Mood: happy
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2003.05.03 10.13
::::pant::: :::pant::: :::paw::: :::paw:::
Mommy has lots of names she calls me. Sometimes it is bad dog. Sometimes I am Pod, The Pod, Paw, The Paw, Paw Paw, Podrico, Jiggly Tots, Tots, Stink Paw, Poodle, Poodle Paw, Baby Boy, Little Boy, Podikin Pawwalker, Hairy Podder, Couglie, Alligator Mouth, Venus Fly Pod, Rap Scallion, Scallion, Sniggly Boos, Ooshaboosha, Chicken, Chicken Pants, Mr Chicken Pants, Pee Pee Paw, Handsome, Pretty, Special Boy and Good Boy. Mommy went into the potty to take a shower. Why can't I go too. I like to lick the water. Lady why are you making me cry?
Mood: annoyed
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2003.05.02 21.09
::::wrrrrroooowwwlllll::::
The lady and the mommy had pizza for dinner. They let me eat some toppings. Then I danced around the box for a long time barking... Eventually they gave me more. Then they petted me and I watched them stare at the TV for a long time. Then the bad lady came to say I couldn't take a bath anymore since my hair was clogging the tub. My mommy said I could still take a bath anyway. Mommy's shoes are trying to make me eat them. No one will throw me the ball.
Mood: apathetic
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2003.05.02 12.09
:::paw::: :::paw::::
Where is that lady... I have to go outside. What is taking her so long.
Mood: depressed
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2003.05.02 11.25
:::pant::: :::pant::::
Today the mommy and the lady left me in the cage. That mean lady is going to come and poke me with sticks. I want to be petted.
Mood: anxious
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